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dickmark:

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

perks-of-being-chinese:

angelaioffe:

Criss cross, criss cross
Right foot lets stomp
Left foot lets stomp
Cha cha real smooth🎶

AWWWW

perks-of-being-chinese:

angelaioffe:

Criss cross, criss cross

Right foot lets stomp

Left foot lets stomp

Cha cha real smooth🎶

AWWWW

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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I think we know who is really running this country

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress